Starring:
Sari Paxton, Tony Goldwyn, Monica POtter
Review:
Ten minutes into this puke-slick remake of Wes Craven’s infamous
1972 revenge classic on rape, torture and murder, I knew this
crapathon would give Watchmen a run for its money as this
weekend’s top box-office bell ringer. Such is the debased state of
American moviegoing barely three months into the new year, […]

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Starring:
Jennifer Aniston, Owen Wilson, Almudena Alcazar, Ana Ayora,
Haley…
Review:
From John Grogan’s bestseller comes a film about an untrainable
Lab, named after Bob Marley, who teaches Grogan (Owen Wilson) and
his wife (Jennifer Aniston) what matters in life. Watching the
stars try to out-cutesy the mutt is one for the puke bucket.

Rating: 1 Stars

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Starring:
Catherine Deneuve
Review:
Holiday films in the hands of Hollywood make me puke. Mom is
usually expiring from something terminal while the family dresses
the Christmas tree with brave smiles. This French knockout,
tough-minded and all the more affecting for it, turned my head
around. It hits hard — even the laughs are killers. I should
say that Mom (Catherine […]

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Starring:
Catherine Deneuve
Review:
Holiday films in the hands of Hollywood make me puke. Mom is
usually expiring from something terminal while the family dresses
the Christmas tree with brave smiles. This French knockout,
tough-minded and all the more affecting for it, turned my head
around. It hits hard — even the laughs are killers. I should
say that Mom (Catherine […]

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