Starring:
Ed Asner, Christopher Plummer, John Ratzenberger, Delroy Lindo,
J…
Review:
A grumpy old coot, a chubby kid and a house hoisted by helium
balloons — if you’re thinking that Up sounds like a
shortcut to sugar shock, snap out of it. Pandering to ninnies is
not on the agenda for this latest landmark in Pixar animation. With
Pete Docter and […]
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Tags: Best Films, Bob Peterson, Christopher Plummer, Chubby Kid, Delroy Lindo, Ed Asner, Family Entertainment, Finding Nemo, Helium Balloons, Incredibles, John Ratzenberger, Night At The Museum 2, Old Coot, Pap, Pete Docter, Peter Travers, Pixar, Shames, Sugar Shock, Video Review
Drag Me to Hell
Starring:
Justin Long, Jessica Lucas, Alison Lohman, David Paymer, Reggie
L…
Review:
There’s no truth in the title. Drag Me to Hell is
horror-movie heaven. Director Sam Raimi, breaking the shackles of
mainstream success with his Spider-Man trilogy, returns to
the down-and-dirty cheapies that spawned him with The Evil
Dead in 1983. The result, again co-written with his brother
Ivan Raimi, plays […]
Tags: 11th Hour, Alison Lohman, Brother Ivan, Cheapies, David Paymer, Ellen Page, Frat Boys, Good Taste, Horror Movie, Ivan Raimi, Jessica Lucas, Juno, Justin Long, Mainstream Success, Peter Travers, Pg 13, Sam Raimi, Shackles, Shriek, Video Review
Girlfriend Experience
Starring:
Sasha Grey, Glenn Kenny
Review:
Looking for the dirty thrill of ogling a real porn star, Sasha
Grey, as she plays a high-priced Manhattan hooker doing a suck-fuck
Kama Sutra? Then, dear God, steer clear of The Girlfriend
Experience. Grey, 21, is there, all right, but director Steven
Soderbergh, 46, has no interest in servicing the panting john in
us. […]
Tags: Accountant, Chelsea, Clothing Line, Commodities, Director Steven Soderbergh, Erotica, Few Days, Girlfriend Experience, High Def, Hollywood, Hollywood Player, Hooker, Manhattan, Porn Star, Real Porn, Sasha Grey, Sexless, Sexual Healing, Steven Soderbergh, War Chest
The Girlfriend Experience
Starring:
Sasha Grey, Glenn Kenny
Review:
Looking for the dirty thrill of ogling a real porn star, Sasha
Grey, as she plays a high-priced Manhattan hooker doing a suck-fuck
Kama Sutra? Then, dear God, steer clear of The Girlfriend
Experience. Grey, 21, is there, all right, but director Steven
Soderbergh, 46, has no interest in servicing the panting john in
us. […]
Tags: Accountant, Chelsea, Clothing Line, Commodities Trading, Director Steven Soderbergh, Erotica, Few Days, Girlfriend Experience, High Def, Hollywood, Hollywood Player, Hooker, Manhattan, Porn Star, Real Porn, Sasha Grey, Sexless, Sexual Healing, Steven Soderbergh, War Chest
Terminator Salvation
Starring:
Christian Bale, Sam Worthington
Review:
No laughs. No swinging-dick R rating (PG-13, really?). No road
map for Terminator newbies to follow yet another
time-travel plot. But even with a rusty script, T4 still
manages to blend action and feeling. Director McG, filling the big
shoes of James Cameron on the first two films (Jonathan Mostow had
less luck on T3), […]
Tags: Christian Bale, Cormac Mccarthy, Director Mcg, Human Faces, James Cameron, John Connor, Jonathan Mostow, Judgment Day, Peter Travers, Pg 13, Resistance Leader, Road Map, Sam Worthington, Terminator, Time Travel, Torment, Trickery, Two Films, Video Review, Wasteland
Easy Virtue
Starring:
Jessica Biel, Ben Barnes
Review:
The elegant barbed wit of Noel Coward bubbling up in a time of
Wolverine grunts. I must be dreaming. But here it is, a 1920s-era
comedy of bad manners done by experts. Jessica Biel is funny and
touching as Larita, an American auto racer catching hell from the
snob Brit parents (Colin Firth and […]
Tags: 1920s, American Auto, Auto Racer, Bad Manners, Barbed Wit, Ben Barnes, Colin Firth, Comedy, Director Stephan Elliott, Easy Virtue, Grunts, Hell, Jessica Biel, Kristin Scott Thomas, Laughs, Noel Coward, Parents, Peter Travers, Wolverine
Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian
Starring:
Ben Stiller, Amy Adams
Review:
If this movie were a museum exhibit — you know, a hologram
where kids can watch paintings and sculptures come to life —
it’d be great fun for about five or 10 minutes. But Night At
the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian drags on for a punishing
104 minutes. The money shots of the […]
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Summer Hours
Starring:
Juliette Binoche
Review:
A mother dies. A family gathers to divide the estate and trade
memories. Life and death, those persistent cliches, duke it out
once more at a country house just outside Paris. From familiar
material, writer-director Olivier Assayas (Irma Vep, Boarding
Gate) crafts a near perfect blend of humor and heartbreak, a
lyrical masterwork that measures loss in […]
Tags: Artifacts, Cliches, Country House, Crafts, Duke, Edith Scob, Elegant Mansion, Fate, Heartbreak, Humor, Irma Vep, Juliette Binoche, Life And Death, Lifetime, Masterwork, Paris, Perfect Blend, Renier, Trade Memories, Writer Director
Angels & Demons
Starring:
Tom Hanks, Ayelet Zurer, Ewan McGregor
Review:
To say that the film version of Dan Brown’s bestselling
Angels & Demons is better than the static anti-cinema
that was The Da Vinci Code is like saying oral surgery is
better with Novocain. Director Ron Howard eases off on the pain
this time by speeding up the pace, toning down the […]
Tags: Angels And Demons, Ayelet Zurer, Blather, Cern, Da Vinci Code, Dan Brown, Director Ron Howard, Ewan Mcgregor, Film Version, Haircut, Harvard Prof, Novocain, Oral Surgery, Peter Travers, Robert Langdon, Ron Howard, Symbolist, Tom Hanks, Vatican City, Video Review
Management
Starring:
Jennifer Aniston
Review:
It takes half an hour — forever in movie time — for
this relationship comedy to get going. But when it does, Jennifer
Aniston, as a corporate type who buys ghastly motel art, and Steve
Zahn, as the night manager at his parents’ Arizona motor inn, do
quiet wonders. Smarting from her split from a yogurt […]
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